Seriously though…I don’t know what to make of this movie. I mean, yeah it does bring the subject about how much you can lose yourself the more mechanical and cybernetic (is that even a word?) implants you put in your body. I guess it can be really cool being able to change your body parts for machines, but there is something terrifying in this idea. This movie does portray that really well, but it’s incredibly muddled with a lot of scenes that go nowhere really fast, and characters that I can’t relate to.

But despite all that, the visuals are amazing and the story is okay, so if you have a spare couple of hours check it out.

And now, if you excuse me, I have to go sit down and sternly look at “The Matrix" for a good couple of hours. Something tells me that movie wasn’t as original as it said it was.

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Seriously though, this movie makes my skin crawl. It does have quite a lot of blood in it, but it’s the type of gore and violence that makes sense within the context of the movie and it’s almost kind of justified. The story is really good, the actors are all great, the effects are really well done and have aged surprisingly well, and for a space movie it sure has a lot of atmosphere. So, yeah, it’s not just gore for gore’s sake but if you have a weak stomach (like me) just stay away from it.

And now, if you excuse me, I have to go hide under my bed with a bucket and never come out. Also, no more horror movies until Nightmare Night. I have had enough after this one.

Also, as a piece of trivia you might find interesting, it looks like this movie was the inspiration for a video game series that came out eleven years later called “Dead Space”. I’m so glad video games are not my thing.

…perhaps the Poison Joke maretini wasn’t the best idea after all.
I have a hangover the size of the Sun, my entire body itches, I feel the filth of that horrible movie in my soul, and the worst thing of all is that I have a pile of movies done by the same guy and it goes all the way up to the Moon.
I am filled with pain and regret, and I think I want a hug. But first I need to scrub the scum off of my being for a couple of days before I get out of here.

…perhaps the Poison Joke maretini wasn’t the best idea after all.

I have a hangover the size of the Sun, my entire body itches, I feel the filth of that horrible movie in my soul, and the worst thing of all is that I have a pile of movies done by the same guy and it goes all the way up to the Moon.

I am filled with pain and regret, and I think I want a hug. But first I need to scrub the scum off of my being for a couple of days before I get out of here.

Seriously though, oh my Luna!

Where has this movie been all my life!? This is an eye-opening experience! This isn’t a movie, this is…this is art. Astounding, beautiful, carefully constructed art, full of meaning and message, and-

Oooh boy, what’s in this Maretini? Whatever it is, I want more of it! And more movies like this one! I want all the movies done by this Uwe Boll guy, and I want them now! I’m sure nothing will go wrong!


awthredestim:


I fanarted you something

And i love it!!!

I look so happy!
EDIT: Now with my cutie mark!

awthredestim:

I fanarted you something

And i love it!!!

I look so happy!

EDIT: Now with my cutie mark!