Seriously though, this is one of the most amazing movies I’ve watched in my life. It’s heavily atmospheric, really well acted, and the visuals are unforgettable. It manages to turn the hopeful glow of the Sun into a mortal threat of annihilation. It’s incredible how that which gives us life can also take it away from us.
It was very kind of Princess Celestia to drop by. Her powers helped quite a lot with the latest flood I suffered last week.
And now, if you excuse me, I need to go lay down for a couple of days. So much power has spent me beyond all repair.
Seriously though, horror surely has a knack for putting teenagers in cabins in the middle of a forest. I will say this though, after watching so many horror movies I get what this one in particular is going for. It lampoons horror cliches and tropes, with a rather funny approach but without cutting on the gore and the creative creature designs.
Also, ignore what this movie shows about unicorns. We are not that violent…Most of the time anyways.
And now, if you excuse me, I have to go drain the water out of my cinema AGAIN.
askpun:
I had a few minor roles in movies when I was still a professional comedian. WCP 3707 and joining the Night Guard put an end to that career. Movie Slate does me a favor and keeps those movies to ‘private screenings’ so those in Ponyville don’t recognize me from the screen. You should go check out our theater manager over at Ask Movie Slate!
Artwork by AniRichie
Script #186
In case anypony asks, yes, I have watched those movies.
No, you can’t watch these movies.
Like Pun said, they are for private screenings and I am to honor the promise I made.
((OOC: Thanks a bunch for the fanart <3!!! It’s lovely to see Movie Slate done in different styles!!!))
Seriously though, this movie was…bizarre. I mean granted, it’s really unique with its combination of sci-fi, horror, musical, comedy, romance genres, and the acting is pretty good, and the special effects are so well done you forget that Audrey 2 is not really alive. But it ranks up into one of the strangest movies I have ever seen in my life. I guess that, because it’s so memorable, it’s pretty good, but I will be humming these songs forever.
And now, if you excuse me, I will start taking care of my teeth even more than usual. Anything to avoid going to the dentist.
